Politicians

All Senators and Congressmen should have 2 terms, one in Washington and one in prison.

Bishop Robert Vasa

"I answer to the Holy See, I don't answer to the USCCB."

Stimulus

The Social Security Administration’s inspector general reports that the federal government sent stimulus checks totaling $22.3 million—intended to help increase consumer spending—to more than 17,000 prison inmates and almost 72,000 dead people.

Widowhood

Mindful of this, I instructed my healthy, active spouse that he is not to depart the planet ahead of me.

[Women are wonderfully illogical]

Ideology

Ideology tends to create Airport Terminal societies.

Bureaucracy

When the head of the outfit is confronted by a scandal that can no longer be ignored, and the public has grown more outraged than usual, protocol demands that the top exec submit ... somebody else's resignation.

The Church in the U.S.

From 1970 to 2000, our bishops have presided over the largest melt-down of the Church since the Protestant revolt.