Israeli generals

The old Israeli saying: "He was so stupid that even the other generals noticed."

Creed and Commandments

As Abp. Fulton Sheen said, "Souls generally do not fall away from Christ because of the Creed; they first have difficulty with the Commandments."

Pain and suffering

"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional."

Public pensions

The political class, which has made an art form of pension collection.

College

“I’m a repentant college graduate,” she said. “If I had it to do over again, I wouldn’t go to college and would just start working.”

Certification

“I have every possible certificate,” Ms. Esposito said dryly. “I have everything except a death certificate.”

Al Gore

Al Gore once famously said: “it’s hard for a zebra to change its spots.”