Talking

He'll talk the head off a penny.

Liberalism

Liberals only want to be judged on their intentions, never the consequences. It allows them to maintain the illusion of occupying the high ground.

Vocations

The Texas A&M Catholic chaplaincy has produced more priests and nuns than Notre Dame in the last 20 years.

Seeing

There are none so blind as those who want sees.

The future

The veil that hides the future is woven by an angel of mercy.

Switzerland

The Swiss who barely tolerated one another.

Heaven and hell

In 16th Century Santo Domingo, the Taino chief on his deathbed was resisting baptism: "Do Christians go to heaven?" he asked.
The priest answered "Yes".
"I'd rather go to hell".