I don’t care if it rains or freezes
long as I’ve got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He’s Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you’re travelling far.
I don’t care if it’s dark or scary,
Long as I have magnetic Mary,
Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car,
I feel I’m protected amply,
I’ve got the whole damn Holy Family,
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell,
Goin’ ninety, I’m not wary
‘Cause I’ve got my Virgin Mary,
Guaranteeing I won’t go to Hell.
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