Keep sending your kids to study liberal arts! It's a great choice! They will leave college with an arsenal of words and theories, ready to deride the world. Their insights will set them eons ahead of everyone else, making them virtual, undiscovered geniuses. Amongst their career pursuits will be: 1) college professor (a booming field), 2) blogger (an extremely lucrative pursuit), or 3) not really sure but I'll work at McDonald's if I have to. Nevermind the debt burden. $50,000 is a small price to pay to be one step behind Huang Chu, the Taiwanese Computer Science student who qualified for US degree equivalency on a C average. After all, your college grad will be able to wrack up the dough, skimping on unnecessary things like health insurance, dentist visits, and principle payments. They'll be well rounded, able to understand the New York Times and NPR better than everyone else, and most importantly willing to live with Mom and Dad well into their 40's. So, sign them up today! Job opportunities are abundant for those who put off responsibility for as long as possible and come out the other end with no real world skills.
HRBriggs (01/21/2010, 7:51 AM )
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